Monday, April 23, 2012

The Epic DeePee :D

Busy with uploading our Facebook profile pictures, have we ever wondered what picture God will be uploading as his DP if he happens to be in each one of our friend lists?! If you’re the Rockstar stud, then your God must be the punked up Rockstar too, with plectrums and a crashed guitar, tattoos inked all over plus not to forget the gravity defying hairstyle! If you’re the Barbie kinds, then your God must be having Pink Pyjama parties depicting panache at every eye blink and prim MAC make-up! If you’re the shopaholic types and have all the cash in this world to splurge on, then your God better be a Coco Chanel product- swooning over Jimmy Choos and Marc Jacobs!  And if you’re the like-all Apple products guy, then dude Steve Jobs is your God! For a Gadget freak, God being the proud owner of all the PSPs, must be making all the hell and heaven dwellers openly J. (J as in jealous)! If you’re the Geek or the Nerd, then trust me your God would be the only one believing that 100 percent attendance and your entire wtf thesis are some cool stuff –haha. No pun intended. Or perhaps intended. And if you’re very much in love then your God =Cupid. But if you’re a Nobody like me then your God must be the one with ancient jeans and dad-sized SpongeBob imprinted t-shirts, who would not be above you but sitting there - right beside you. The one who will like even your crummiest photos or updates on Facebook assuring you that atleast somebody likes a stupid like you! The one who won’t crave to be a Blackberry Boy just because you don’t own one. In short, he must be the best friend types who even at scorching 45 degree Celsius would prefer sharing hot chocolate instead of chilled soda with you just because you have a throat infection:)

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